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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3175 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.