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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3654 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
New Chunks Explored: | 715352 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.