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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7719 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 415 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.