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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2014 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.