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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1006 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.