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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9466 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.