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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1042 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.