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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9392 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 300898 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 117 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.