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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5570 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.