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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3443 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.