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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3682 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 123 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8366 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.