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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8857 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 201 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.