🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6769 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Emeralds Found: | 6756 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.