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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9878 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.