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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9225 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 882 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.