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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 706 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.