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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6775 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 156 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.