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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 293 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 570 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.