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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4511 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3129 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 126 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.