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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6383 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.