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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6592 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 542 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.