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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5104 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.