Smashing My Pickaxe [no flavoring added]

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Welcome to SMP 1.21: Your Ultimate Vanilla Minecraft Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on a new Minecraft journey? Join us at SMP, where the possibilities are endless, and the community is welcoming! Our server offers a fully vanilla experience, allowing you to relive the authentic Minecraft fun with no mods or plugins, just pure gameplay. With a brand new, fresh map, you have the perfect opportunity to carve out your own space, build magnificent structures, and explore uncharted territories. Be one of the pioneers in this pristine landscape!

Whether you’re playing on Java or Bedrock, you can join in on the fun with our fully cross-platform compatible server. Navigate the world with ease using our live BlueMap, a web-based map that allows you to see real-time updates of the terrain, players, and builds, making it an invaluable tool for explorers and builders alike.

At SMP, we pride ourselves on having a supportive and friendly player base. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find helpful players and staff ready to assist you. Our community thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Our dedicated team of moderators ensures that the server remains a safe and enjoyable place for everyone by enforcing rules fairly and promptly. Participate in exciting server events and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From building contests to survival challenges, there’s always something happening at SMP.

Engage in a thriving player-driven economy where you can trade, buy, and sell resources. Establish your own shops and become a prominent figure in our growing economy. Enhance your interactions with our integrated proximity chat and Discord RSVP features, making communication more immersive and engaging. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join SMP today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or simply make new friends, SMP is the place for you.

Connect Now:

Java IP	45.128.157.125:25805
Bedrock IP & Port	45.128.157.125, 25805
Discord	Join our Discord Community

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, launch Minecraft and enter the Java or Bedrock IP provided above in the server address field.

2. Is this a modded server?

No, this is a fully vanilla server with no mods or plugins.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord server or in-game.

4. Can I create my own shops on the server?

Yes, you can establish your own shops and engage in the player-driven economy by trading resources with other players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelatedCraft: Where PS1 Emulators and Minecraft collide for a hilarious adventure!

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Are you tired of dealing with glitchy PS1 emulators that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where the only glitches you’ll encounter are the hilarious ones caused by creepers exploding in unexpected places. Say goodbye to ePSXe and Duckstation, and hello to a world where Saturn emulators are a thing of the past. Embrace the chaos and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Towns Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where Creepers Say ‘This is you’ and Endermen Dance the Macarena

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, tame a dragon as your pet, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a blast exploring the wildest corners of the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Animals Bred:	69	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperCrew – Where Creepers are our Friends and Diamonds are our Enemies

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore Thorn edition, where you can battle against the forces of darkness and uncover the secrets of The Final Shape.

Patch 7.3.6 has just been released, bringing new challenges and adventures for you to conquer. But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need some guidance on your journey? Check out our guide section for tips and tricks on how to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And don’t forget to visit Into the Light, a mystical realm filled with wonders and dangers waiting to be discovered.

Season 23 is in full swing, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory. And keep an eye out for Lightfall, a legendary event that will test your skills like never before.

With resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Gunsmith at your disposal, you’ll have everything you need to become a Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	185	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MangaCraft: Where Rec Threads Are Welcome and Creeper Explosions Are Not

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Are you tired of endlessly searching for manga to read on your own? Are you sick of hitting dead ends when trying to find the next chapter of your favorite series? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your manga woes!

Join our server and unlock the secret to unlimited manga access. Our players have discovered a hidden portal that leads to a library filled with every manga series imaginable. From shonen to shoujo, we’ve got it all! And the best part? You can access it all with just a few clicks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Manga Guardians, a group of players who dedicate their lives to protecting the sanctity of manga translations. They’ll stop at nothing to ensure that every page is translated and available for your reading pleasure.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of manga madness like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the elusive reverse search technique!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2022
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Where Creepers Explode and Exes Are Left Behind

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago? Look no further, because our server is like finding your soulmate in a world full of NPCs! Join us and experience a world where you can finally feel comfortable and loved, just like that one time in middle school.

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.

So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3489
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DirtyCraft: Because Poland is Too Clean for Us!

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Tired of all those squeaky clean, perfectly organized Minecraft servers that remind you of Japan’s obsession with cleanliness? Well, look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! We embrace the chaos, the messiness, the pure anarchy of Minecraft gameplay.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner – whether it’s a creeper waiting to blow you up or a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is like a wild ride through a tornado of blocks and mobs, and only the bravest and craziest players can survive.

But hey, who wants to play it safe all the time? Come join us and unleash your inner chaos-loving maniac in a world where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Potions Brewed:	169	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.