Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Servers

  • ChillSMP

    ChillSMP

    Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming

    Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Emeralds Found: 1830 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2740 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 183

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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