Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 364408 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 97972 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

    From Inforty

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pwn9 YASMP

    Pwn9 YASMP

    We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

    You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

    What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

    With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

    Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Survival U Kamioka

    Survival U Kamioka

    New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ExodusCraft

    ExodusCraft

    A plot/ranks/survival server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 289 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

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    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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