Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Buildings Constructed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	719	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3205	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1954
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.