Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	123

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	8541	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1963
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	8972
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Towns Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	25
Animals Bred:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	5790
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2431	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.