Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8690
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5716	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	5919

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3114	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1529	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1789	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3122
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	5340
Animals Bred:	142	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).