Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Animals Bred: 175
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 348
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Farms Harvested: 683
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Demon Skulls Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4280
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Towns Built: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Potions Brewed: 196 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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