Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	546	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4181

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	6133

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3641	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.