Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5432	New Chunks Explored:	590056
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2435
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Animals Bred:	194

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Items Found:	3721	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Passages Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1332	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	573

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.