Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Love Letters Sent: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4794

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 922238 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mines Excavated: 3242
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Crops Grown: 1695
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 308
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magic Items Found: 5518
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Trap Legacy

    Trap Legacy

    A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ores Mined: 7041
    Enchantments Applied: 146 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HyperHub

    HyperHub

    HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2342 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BumbleCraft

    BumbleCraft

    We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • VentureLand RPG

    VentureLand RPG

    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Gods Slained: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mines Excavated: 1319 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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