Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested: 452 Towns Built: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BetoCraft

    BetoCraft

    Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aurora Middle School

    Aurora Middle School

    A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tofis Hangout

    Tofis Hangout

    Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endpixel Network

    Endpixel Network

    EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7986 Dragon Scales Harvested: 392
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ores Mined: 8615 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Kingdom

    Tiny Kingdom

    Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wither Land

    Wither Land

    WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Falling into the Void: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6889 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bandit Craft

    Bandit Craft

    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Our New World

    Our New World

    Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1576 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EggMC

    EggMC

    Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CapeDirt

    CapeDirt

    Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2245 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunshine Network

    Sunshine Network

    Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6180 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7979 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Based MC

    Based MC

    Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Animals Bred: 67 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Alanium MC

    Alanium MC

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OdinCraft

    OdinCraft

    Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFreeze

    MineFreeze

    Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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