Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	98
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	5036
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Emeralds Found:	5818	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7394	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	297	Crops Grown:	4350
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	250
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	250
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Love Letters Sent:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.