Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	926980
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	106	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	221
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Animals Bred:	103	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5330

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.