Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Void Gems Collected: 11
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1956
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Potions Brewed: 50

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Fade SMP

    Fade SMP

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Potions Brewed: 195
    Villages Defended: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCessence.com

    MCessence.com

    IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

    Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

    Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

    We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

    Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotatoCraft SMP

    PotatoCraft SMP

    A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dimension Hops: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RotMC

    RotMC

    RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

    Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Animals Bred: 97
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gemcraft

    Gemcraft

    Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

    Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JustySurvival

    JustySurvival

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubyCraft

    RubyCraft

    Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Server!

    McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

    Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Star Shards Collected: 261 Mines Excavated: 2370
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1413 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cottagecraft

    Cottagecraft

    **YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

    We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

    Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

    We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineclub

    Mineclub

    Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9478
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewool Network

    Minewool Network

    Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 2B2T-Chinese version

    2B2T-Chinese version

    IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3994 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Honeyvale

    Honeyvale

    Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

    We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

    Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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