Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	735	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	4402	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nomercymc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mines Excavated:	2447

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9957	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	4078	Dimension Hops:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.