Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • WaffleSky

    WaffleSky

    WaffleSky is a skyblock server that is currently in development, and i need your help! i need help with making decisions on features so i need a community to help me decide what people will like the most! I will be regularly updating people about the wellbeing of the minecraft server essentially like a dev-log. You currently can still player but it is in a beta stage!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KaapCity MC

    KaapCity MC

    Welcome to KaapCity MC, a breathtaking Minecraft Skyblock server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Skyblock is a unique and thrilling game mode, and KaapCity MC has carefully crafted the perfect environment for players to embark on their island-building adventures.

    **Rich and Engaging Gameplay:** Our server offers a feature-rich Skyblock experience that keeps you engaged for hours on end. Develop your island, gather resources, trade with other players, and complete a variety of in-game challenges. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock veteran or a newcomer to the game mode, there’s something here for everyone.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sisyphus Faction Better Beta

    Sisyphus Faction Better Beta

    A modded Minecraft faction server for an upcoming mod pack that turns modern Minecraft into the feel and combat of 1.7.3 With a Small discord growing in size with people to talk to and a mod team who is active most of the day. So fight and win, grow in strength and size let your faction be the strongest

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Haider Network

    Haider Network

    Haider Network Is a lifesteal Network Which is created by Haider Net Team and In Haider network

    You Can Play Lifesteal Then Buy Ranks , Kits For gear up

    Play Now Ip: Haidernetwork.modded.fun pe : Soon

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftersHQ

    CraftersHQ

    We’re a new server come check us out! we offer a mix of a survival pvp experience. Roam the world and explore with the danger of fighting other players. you can protect yourself by claiming land were pvp is disabled.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • McVillageIsland

    McVillageIsland

    McVillageIsland is a special SkyBlock server: with powerful monsters, magical weapons, places to explore and more…

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FuriousPrison

    FuriousPrison

    Furious is your home for Minecraft Prisons. We recently launched and offer custom pickaxe enchants, monthly payouts, gangs, private mines and more. Come check us out.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3176 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RPDND

    RPDND

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crops Grown: 6038
    Dimension Hops: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmberWing

    EmberWing

    Behold, noble adventurer! I beseech thee to consider the wondrous realm of Ember Wing, the Java Minecraft server, now graced with the power of Bedrock compatibility! Within this realm, thou shalt find a haven where thou canst unite with thy comrades from diverse platforms, forging bonds that transcend the boundaries of technology.

    In this realm, the path to wealth and prosperity awaits thee, for thou hast the opportunity to ascend to the pinnacle of opulence. Journey to the majestic castle, where thou canst barter thy treasures with esteemed traders, thus amassing great wealth in the form of in-game currency.

    But lo, the possibilities do not end there! Should thy entrepreneurial spirit burn bright, thou canst establish thine own shop within the bustling local Market. From this haven of commerce, thou canst offer thy wares to fellow adventurers, further augmenting thy riches and influence.

    Fear not the distance, for thy base shall remain connected to all these marvels through the central Nether Portal. Traverse the fiery depths of the Nether and emerge unscathed, arriving swiftly at thy desired destination.

    Furthermore, by supporting the noble cause of Ember Wing, thou shalt be rewarded with swift in-game items and perks. Pledge thy allegiance to this server, and thou shalt find thy virtual coffers overflowing with treasures. Visit Tebex, the sacred realm of support, and partake in the bountiful rewards that await thee. Join us, noble adventurer, and let thy legend be written in the annals of Ember Wing!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Space-Revolut

    Space-Revolut

    Welcome to you future astronaut! Our space-themed Minecraft server is a place for survival and competition. You can explore our open world, build your own base and defend yourself against other players. Our server is divided into different clans, each with their own territory and resources. You can join an existing clan or create your own. The ultimate goal is to become the most powerful clan on the server.

    We also offer you a wonderfully spatial experience! Thanks to our magnificent Texture Pack! This pack contains improved graphics and a space texture! Space content, like the Intergalactic Rocket which will allow you to travel to different planets (Update coming soon)! And new ores, new tools and much more!

    Our server is equipped with plugins to improve your gaming experience. We have plugins for economy, ranks, stores, auctions, events, quests and much more. We also have a player voting system, which allows you to earn rewards by voting for our server.

    Our community is welcoming and friendly. We have active moderators to ensure the security and usability of the server.

    We regularly organize events for players, such as building competitions, treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.

    Join our Minecraft server now and start your survival and faction adventure!

    Join Space-Revolut now! Your intergalactic leader SquellyFine wishes you a good trip!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ores Mined: 6819

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Mc Dinasty

    Rede Mc Dinasty

    RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Animals Bred: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Quickland

    Quickland

    QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JCEarth

    JCEarth

    Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GamerzWA

    GamerzWA

    Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Alien Abductions: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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