Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pure Anarchy

    Pure Anarchy

    Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CoffeeWCream

    CoffeeWCream

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Ores Mined: 4172

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MenaceMC Factions

    MenaceMC Factions

    Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Emeralds Found: 9601
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Everneth

    Everneth

    Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

    We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

    It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DCGaming Network

    DCGaming Network

    dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • OceanSMP

    OceanSMP

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    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Farms Harvested: 685
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Animals Bred: 34
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CenterState

    CenterState

    Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

    Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

    TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • StarNexus

    StarNexus

    Star Nexus ;

    StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Crops Grown: 8711
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DragonCraft Network

    DragonCraft Network

    Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • craftingtopianetwork

    craftingtopianetwork

    We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

    we are open

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 143
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Enchantments Applied: 161
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PicKac

    PicKac

    Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Runes Activated: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Era Of Kings

    Era Of  Kings

    One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

    – Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlackGrind

    BlackGrind

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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