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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8203 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
hey u, yes u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a slow-spinnin radio source dat shouldn’t even exist in dis universe, but hey, it does!
im talkin bout crazy builds dat defy gravity, mobs dat dance instead of attack, and secret treasure chests hidden in da most unexpected places.
u wanna know how dis server came to be? well lemme tell ya, it all started when a group of astronauts crash-landed on a mysterious planet made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. dey had to survive by buildin shelters outta glowstone and fightin off creepers with enchanted swords.
so if u wanna experience da thrill of explorin a world dat defies all logic and reason, den come join us on dis wacky minecraft server. who knows what adventures await u in dis strange and wonderful place!
