Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ores Mined:	2727	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Farms Harvested:	177
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	7947
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	476147
Magic Items Found:	1088	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Items Found:	8256	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
New Chunks Explored:	236606	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	8137
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	6063

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	2208
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.