Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	182
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2681	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2421	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ores Mined:	1979	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!