Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nomercymc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Emeralds Found:	8953	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2227

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5081	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
New Chunks Explored:	933084	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	2338
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	7767
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Ores Mined:	6010	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	1336
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.