Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7383 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Farms Harvested: 876
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5903 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Crops Grown: 1114 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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