SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	427
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	954
Mines Excavated:	1027	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

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Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	150
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	8