Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	3304

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	1072
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Towns Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	611197
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Farms Harvested:	167	Animals Bred:	165
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyTaiwanLand

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Potions Brewed:	88	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	552

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

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Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	1328

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8634