Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LebCraft Peacekeepers

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	569
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3400	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mines Excavated:	2060
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2363	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	246	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7597

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Towns Built:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4970

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	1187
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4