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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2742 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!