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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4374 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 1406 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5808 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!