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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 740 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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